Wednesday, 22 April 2015

Jamelia opened a can of worms... and the fatties ate them all!

Why all the brouhaha? Oh yeah, because 64% of the UK's population are now chubby funsters. That's a majority. It's similar to the shit storm that surrounded Jamie Oliver when he had the audacity to try and get schools to make their school dinners healthier. When Jamelia said dumplings should be made to feel uncomfortable when they're shopping for clothes, she obviously didn't mean for someone to follow them around the store with a pointy stick shouting abuse through a loud-hailer.
Why are lard-arses so sensitive?
Listen, Fat Albert, stop moaning like a beached whale, cut down on the sugar, carbs, kebabs and fizzy drinks. Leave the mobility scooter in the garage, and use the pizza-stained sports attire your fat arse stretched out of shape for what it was originally intended... exercising, it's made for exercising. DON'T WEAR LYCRA!!!

P.s what cunty chops Katie Hopkins said this week was infinitely worse!

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