Hooray, it's 'International Dance Day' today, finally!!! Walking down any busy street is ideal for practicing the "foxtrot oscar" for this glorious day of days.
CHRIST! How annoying is it having to dance down a busy street because the majority of pedestrians can't be arsed to pay attention and are too engrossed in Angry Birds?! Would you walk down the street reading a book? Would you walk down the street backwards? Would you walk down the street on just your hands? No? Really? Is that because you possibly couldn't see where you were going? Then why do I have to change my line of path to accommodate your shitty game of Candy Crush Saga? You selfish, ignorant, toss-rag.
I actually hope you get run over by a steamroller, driven by a shark, with AIDS... unless you're reading this. FUCK!!!
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